November 2007
"Mom, are humans going to get extinct soon?"
"Mom!! My underwear is almost about to get swallowed by my bottom!"
[to a female server at Applebees] " I'm going to send you a picture - a really pretty one. And I'm going to send you a necklace in the mail for Christmas!"
December 2007
M "When Megan dies, I'll be happy."
Me "Michael! That was a terrible thing to say!"
M "Well, when she doesn't die, I'll be a little happy."
April 2008
"Marissa gets mad when I dance with Haley at school. I have to share my body! I know! I can do them both at once!"
[at the suggestion that he play on the rug instead of the couch] "But MOM. The couch is more dignified."
July 2008
[about my tattoo] "Mommy, did you come into the world with that?"
"Laca and caca rhyme in Spanish!"
[at my load, including his sister] "Geez! You have so many things to carry...even a large person!"
March 2009
"Wait! We have to say a prayer to bless the food! 'I pledge the chocolate into the mouth of the United States of America. And to the republic, for which it stands, one nation, under chocolate, for liberty and justice for all.'"
are you makin that up?
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