Location: Megan's bed

Situation: Snuggly, cozy bedtime, just before sleep.


Megan: Mommy? Where in my body do I keep buggers?

Me: Um...do you mean boogers?

Megan: Yes, my buggers.

Me: Well, honey...you really don't have a place that you KEEP them. Your nose just MAKES them.

Quiet pondering.

Megan: So God couldn't figure out a place to keep them, so He made a machine to make them?

Me: Yes, Meg.