Dad Entry #89

Michael's playing hoops! There's a referee, numbered jerseys, a scorer's table, a scoreboard, coaches yelling... it's for real, man! Michael's first step to becoming a Jayhawk. If he insists. I'll still root for the Cyclones against him. Ahh, that's not true; I almost cried watching him play for the first time (I'm pretty sure I said that during his first baseball game too). Oh well, no big deal, I want him to have fun. (And maybe shoot a thousand shots a day). Nope, I know without the fun, you can forget about a player becoming a player. Michael's team is undefeated, thanks to 3 or 4 little dudes that dribble circles around everyone. I missed the first 2 games while in China, but last weekend I watched 'em smoke a team about 40 - 10. Some of the kids played last year and clearly have an edge. Michael gets better, and more engaged, every game. He has the body for it; he's one of the tallest players in the league. He is, however - poor guy - a chip off the old block I'm afraid; suffice it to say he does not have a 'win at all costs' mentality. If the two of us can't fight our way out of a paper bag, at least we'll be in there together. Of course, plenty of cool cats do well in sports; there are mellow players, mostly unflappable, with mad skills. Am I getting ahead of myself? Watching the kids play on a smaller floor with 8-foot rims reminded me of my first games at Neil Armstrong elementary in Parkview, Iowa. Almost 30 years ago. Gramma Barb and Papa Mike were my coaches. Good times.

The other day when I told Michael I was gonna start the shower, he said, "I don't wanna take a shower."
I said, "Five minutes ago when I asked if you'd take a shower instead of a bath, you said, yes, you would take a shower."
Michael said, "Well, do you ever answer a question without thinking?"
"Yes," I admitted.
"Well I do too," he said.
It didn't feel like I was debating a seven-year-old. Felt more like a rebuttal from another adult, or a teenager, or a lawyer, or a psychologist. Michael ain't no dim bulb.

The kids experienced something terrible recently. Both of them. "When I pee, it's burning hot," is how my sweet Megan described it. I remember it happening when I was young. I haven't experienced it much in recent years. It involves washing. And soap. We started using real soap, bars of Dove and even real shampoo occasionally, mixed in with the 'no tears' stuff. We've had one or two episodes with the eyes, but this was the first time both kids got stung... there. I was afraid we'd never get 'em to wash again. At best only a cursory lathering of nearby regions. Stuff like, "Okay, I rubbed some soap on my thigh, so my privates are clean." That sorta thing. But I think we're over it. That's not to say things are done without caution. There's a kind of seriousness to that part of the bath now; we suspend the playing and splashing and laughing. Concentration and dexterity are suddenly paramount. And I sense a palpable relief once certain areas are cleaned without any four-alarm fires in private places.