Quotables

Me: Michael, you have FUR on your teeth. You need to brush them better! Meg, let me see yours.

Inspection

Me: They look great! Good brushing! How do you get em so clean? Tell your brother.

Megan: I just brush them til they're sobbing with toothpaste.


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After an attempt to explain something to me and Meg:

Michael: DUH, people!

Me: Michael...that's not super nice.

Michael: What? I said 'da PEOPLE. Like da people of the United States.'